0 Percent

A phrase used by fuck boys typically named Jon, who may also go by Jono or Jonny.

Person one: I bet you banged that sloot last night.
Jon: Oh no man 0 percent, 0 percent.

by Dillweedman420 June 12, 2016

Extra Cellular Perception

The phenomenon that occurs with your cell phone when you hear it ring or feel it vibrates right before you receive a call.

Mike: "Holy hell!"

Pete: "What?"

Mike: "I felt my phone go off, then I got a call. It's like I have extra cellular perception!"

by Randy 440 January 28, 2008

Grow some fuzz on your peaches

Man up; in a way that means grow some pubic hair on your testicles.

Matt: Ouch!! That hurt!

John: C’mon man. Grow some fuzz on your peaches.

by YexisfromTexas March 27, 2018

slugging percentage

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.

After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.

by kris takahashi April 16, 2010

lovely peaches

when your friend accidentally wrecks your hole with bugs

ugh, you’re such a lovely peaches

by graystfwolf May 6, 2020

Panty Perch

A girls smelly pussy.

Let's go trolling for some panty perch tonight.

by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003

top percentage rattata

1. Youngster Joey's low level (like REALLY low level) Rattata which is defined as, "Top Percentage" until you beat the shit out of it with your Level 5 Cyndaquil

“Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is the top percentage rattata"

by Coolcat858 November 26, 2014