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Pennsylvania

The State has the worst roads and traffic ticket laws in the whole country. There are meddling dutch people who have an attitude problem and are suspicious of everybody who is not Dutch. It is taboo to walk in some of the Northeast cities because of fat paranoid dutch people. It is filled with bigoted conservative pigs who hate everybody that is not German. There are old people who do not like people who have black hair and often sit on their porch with police scanners. Philadelphia is the armpit of all the Northeast cities and is just known for its cheese steaks. The suburbs if filled with pretentious snobs who call the police on people who do not drive BMW, Volks Wagon, or Ford(its a german thing).
Friend: Why is that dutch lady with the tennis hat giving me a dirty look?
ME: She is part of neighborhood watch and wants to call the police. She is bored.

Pennsylvania

Friend: Why do people have stickers with the letters N-R-A?
ME: It is a bunch of extreme libertarian people who live in the woods and suburbs who want to shoot somebody for no reason.

Friend:Why do people have such a hard ass attitude?
ME: It is a German thing.
by ConservativeGermanScumbag March 10, 2013
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Pennsylvania

Cold as hell expecially when you live in Pittsburgh- It usually sucks. But hey- the skiing/boarding is good.
Pennsylvania sucks when its -25 degrees there.
by Rach January 20, 2004
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Pennsylvania

It's a state that every single person from the internet that I talk to is from.

The people there seem to think that they're state is hotter, has more farms, and has more road construction than any other state. They should try living in a midwestern state, like Iowa.
I'm from Pennsylvania!
Me too!
So am I! I'm from State College.

I hate living in Pennsylvania. There's too many farms and the roads are always under construction and it's 165°F every day.
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Pennsylvania

An East Coast state which is generally regarded in a incredibly negative light by travelers and tourists, it's one redeeming factor being the infamous Philly cheesesteak.
(example deemed unnecessary, being as it would merely restate every other example on this page.)
by demon February 4, 2004
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Pennsylvania

part of the east coast's infamous "emo trio" (NJ, PA, MD/DC) from which a lot of the country's best emo bands come. also a lot of the country's crappiest, but oh-bloody-well.
Jacob's heart-wrenching voice and lyrics are making an appearance up in PA this weekend...anyone interested?
by Lauren February 19, 2003
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Pennsylvania

One of the shittiest countries in The United States. Although Pennsylvania has chocolate, that makes up for it's shit. Allentown, Norristown, (Lol Chuck Norris?) Philadelphia, and a bunch of other places are all in Pennsylvania. There is every sex disease known in Quakertown High School, so stay away from that. But Pennsylvania does have Dorney Park, which is pretty much 120 years old.
You: Let's go to Pennsylvania!

Your friend: LOLNO THAT PLACE IS SHITTY

You: Orlly?

Your friend: Yarlly!
by Peanut Butter Marshmellow January 7, 2011
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Pennsylvania Padiddle

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.
When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.
by Paco Taco de Morocco March 19, 2009
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