Stealing Pencils

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.

John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils

by The Peanut Myth November 1, 2019

pencil pusher

Someone who works in an incredibly boring job. Most likely the person themselves also exudes extreme boringness. I.e. an accountant, or one whose job is meaningless, and invites people that have no personalities to join and TALK.

Wow, CAN I BE an accountanct - you guys get to work AND train AND get paid WELL. And to top it all off, you guys are INTERESTING....tell me MORE!!!!

by Vinski August 4, 2004

lead in pencil

it is said of people of little strength, character or resolve. also said about men who can't get an erection during sex.

I slept with Roger last night. He couldn't get it up. he's got no lead in pencil (or no lead in his pencil).

by Yoova September 17, 2006

pencil parer

Usually shortened to just "parer" In Ireland this is the name given to a pencil sharpener

Can I borrow your pencil parer?
I need a parer

by wild rover December 12, 2014

Dropping the pencil

The act of dropping something in class to give a male or female oral under the table In class or other public places.

I will be Dropping the pencil on Denny bowers today in class.

by I’m to low June 13, 2018

pencil shit

When you are taking a shit and it is long and narrow like a pencil. This is usually caused by having a tight anus.

I walked in to the stall to find a long narrow shit. Someone must have taken a pencil shit.....

by person uno December 22, 2013

Angry Pencil

Slang for the infamous black tip ammunition used in 5.56x45mm. Illegal for the general public and therefor is spoken in slang.

A: "You've should have seen how i test fired my angry pencils last week!"

B: "I'm calling the ATF"

by TheGreatBatman September 8, 2021