Black Eyed Peas

a rap group for white people. Actually, they're not really a hip hop group, more like a pop-rap group (see 50-Cent).

"My Humps" pratically made them garbage. Honestly, my humps? What next, candy shop and laffy taffy?

Oh wait.....

They were good with that whole "where is the love" thing. But "My Humps" screwed them in the ass.

looks like an Old Navy commercial

I have to say Black Eyed Peas here

by nutsacks April 26, 2006

Maggot and two peas

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals

Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two pease, more like!!!

by Honeybunch August 24, 2006

Pedastache

NOUN; A thick mustache belonging to an individual who is either a pedaphile or looks like a pedaphile. This mustache is the only facial hair present on the individual. Sometimes mistaken for a "Pornstache."

That guy with the pedastache staring at those children is scaring me.

by WM Kolston November 1, 2010

Broken Peasant

a peasant who cannot be converted, no matter what you have told them about the glorious MasterRace, the knowledge can still cannot get through there thick skulls and they will never learn.

(all of my friends are broken so it inspired me to make this since ive tried millions of times to save them :( )

Fellow Brother: Ive told you the millions of plus's of owning a pc and YET you still wont make the glorious switch over to the bright side, why? you do realize how hard your being ripped off and how limited your gaming experience is especially on those "next gen" consoles which barley get any games and go offline every minute

Broken Peasant: I DONT CARE IVE HAD A XBOX FOR 5 YEARS AND IM KEEPING THE CHAIN ON1!111
NOBODY CARES ABOUT MODS THEY DONT EXTEND THE PL3Y1B1L1TY O4 A G4M3 AND THERE STUPID

Fellow Brother: when we were over at my house we played smash bros brawl on x3 native 1080p resolution with and xbox one controller a ps3 controller and a ps4 controller all for free because.. emulators and remember all the amazing deals i showed you and free games we have

broken peasant: 1 D0N4 C4R3 XBAWCK5L1FE!!!11

5 days later...

broken peasant: OMG TERRERIA FOR $59.98 0MMMGEE WET A D3AL MUCH BETR T3N PEECEE

Fellow Brother: but remember the deals i showed you on pc...

broken peasant: XB0X5L4F3!!!!121 FUCK PEEC33

by Thy king February 13, 2015

pass the peas

What you say to someone when trying to avoid talking about the elephant in the room.

After seeing the look on Grandma's face when Jim announced that he and Mark were getting married, I turned to my brother and asked him to pass the peas

by Andrew Horsford March 28, 2009

Peasant

Synonymous with pigeon. A peasant is a label used to describe a male in which a female does not, and will never, take seriously. A peasant, similar to a pigeon, is automatically disqualified & forgotten about the moment they're classified as a peasant.

1. ...He's just a peasant girl.

2. Why would I care for that peasant?
3. Dude forget him already! He's just another peasant.

4. That peasant has nothing to offer!
5. What a peasant!

6. Ugh, look it's that peasant again (*pointing at peasant*).

7. I'm never dating another peasant like him again.

8. What does this peasant want from me?!

by KimberlyDee June 19, 2020

Pegasister

The name for the older, adult female fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Also See Brony

Dianne is a Pegasister

by PegasisterDDZ July 27, 2011