patchie

As ratchet as an oddly stenched girl who only owns fake knockoffs and tries to get with tall white guys can get.

Stop hanging around Lindsay, she's such a patchie.

by your barber November 17, 2015

Patching

To go for freshman boys no matter what their age. And to not use common sense.

She's 18 and she's still Patching.

by Rabbitlover101 November 18, 2016

Patches the plush

Patches the plush is a made up character by a user on a site. It is a mix of plush and human, and has a gender defined as male. He has a long backstory, but in general has several patches and stitches. Colton Calloway is his real name, but prefers being called Patches. Contains Child Like innocence, sensitive and mostly cheery+happy. They're allergic to cinnamon, and deserve more love

Patches the plush kept coughing and wheezing due to being exposed to cinnamon

by GlitchedButterz1987 August 17, 2017

Patches the cat

Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.

Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.

by SaviorofThePatchy February 22, 2021

patches.c0splays0

Loves their mutuals very very much

“ patches.c0splays0 loves her mutuals very much and will do so much for them”

by patches.c0splays0 June 2, 2021

patchesgnf

A word to put someone back in their place. It’s like beggars can’t be choosers but 10x worse, you say it to someone you HATE.

“I got free cotton candy, but it’s shit flavored”
“Oh well, patchesgnf”

by 6jnqugwl July 24, 2021

patchesgnf

The hottest sexiest motherfucking editor to walk planet earth😍.Patchesgnf deserves to be bowed down to🥱🥱

omg is that patchesgnf? she’s so cool oh my god... PATCHESGNF CAN I HAVE YOUR SIGNATURE????

by willbursoup August 5, 2021