Micah Parsons

The best linebacker ever with the fattest dick known to man kind

Friend: Oh my god is that Micah Parsons?

Me: Yes that is our dick slaying king

by user683299320 November 5, 2023

ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

forbes parsons

A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine

"That Forbes parsons feller is a cunt"

by Xxhervxx April 21, 2015

mrs parsons

mrs parsons is a assistant principal at chaffey secondary college she is a fat bitch that will tell you off for the stupidest things

kid 1: bro follow me i wanna show you something cool
kid 2 : alr
mrs parsons: WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING BACK HERE?????
kid 1 : i hate you miss.

by eevee lover November 24, 2024

johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.

1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him

by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023

chelsey parsons

crazy girl who wants to fight everyone, lies about everything, and acts black even though she's literally the whitest person ever.

chelsey: grah grah pow pow gun ima blow up this school y'all are gunna die pew pew. my day one niggas are all dead bc i shot em.
joe: wow chelsey parsons

by fgdhkcdr July 5, 2017

Cody Parsons

Hockey God, meat-head, gym rat, h a r l i e. Very nice charming sexy guy, you just want to squeeze his biceps. Make-out with him maybe. very loud guy who knows how to make a lot of weird noises, in the top 0000000.1 percent of babytron listeners.

Jarron: Wassuppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp Cody Parsons
Cody Parsons: KYS

by John3482 December 6, 2022