by notjessica January 4, 2022
Get the jessica parsonsmug. the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023
Get the johnny parsonsmug. by user683299320 November 5, 2023
Get the Micah Parsonsmug. Pete Parsons is a long-time Bungie executive, current Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Bungie, and member of the Bungie Board of Directors.
by zygarde7216 August 3, 2024
Get the pete parsonsmug. mrs parsons is a assistant principal at chaffey secondary college she is a fat bitch that will tell you off for the stupidest things
kid 1: bro follow me i wanna show you something cool
kid 2 : alr
mrs parsons: WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING BACK HERE?????
kid 1 : i hate you miss.
kid 2 : alr
mrs parsons: WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING BACK HERE?????
kid 1 : i hate you miss.
by eevee lover November 24, 2024
Get the mrs parsonsmug. Hockey God, meat-head, gym rat, h a r l i e. Very nice charming sexy guy, you just want to squeeze his biceps. Make-out with him maybe. very loud guy who knows how to make a lot of weird noises, in the top 0000000.1 percent of babytron listeners.
by John3482 December 6, 2022
Get the Cody Parsonsmug. crazy girl who wants to fight everyone, lies about everything, and acts black even though she's literally the whitest person ever.
chelsey: grah grah pow pow gun ima blow up this school y'all are gunna die pew pew. my day one niggas are all dead bc i shot em.
joe: wow chelsey parsons
joe: wow chelsey parsons
by fgdhkcdr July 5, 2017
Get the chelsey parsonsmug.