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Parsehole

Noun, Slang, possibly offensive.

Definition 1

It is a word to describe the type of person who orders something from somewhere on the internet. Such as: Amazon, Ebay, social media groups, or any other online shopping service. Who then claims they did not recieve the item even though there is a signature to confirm that they recieved the item, but then puts in a complaint that the item did not arrive, or arrived broken to that they then get refunded for the product.

Definition 2

Someone who sends their broken property (like a smartphone, tablet, or a laptop) through the post, and then claims it was damaged in transit so they can claim compensation in order to buy a new one.
Example 1

Person 1 "Wow look! I ordered this games console game, but I got the money back for it because I said I didn't recieve it"

Person 2 "you are a parsehole!"

Example 2

Person 1 "my phone is broken, I'm gonna send it through the post to myself special delivery with enough compensation, and then claim it was the postman who broke it so they have to pay out the compensation"

Person 2 "you know that makes you a parsehole, right?"
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