An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.
Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.
This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
by Crowsnest July 29, 2011

A person who thrives on others and benefit by deriving money, time, and emotions at the other's expense(s). S/He not only maintains but expects friends to support and sponsor her way of life while the said parasite may even manage to extract money and wealth from her friends to spend on her/himself, i.e. fashion, vacations, advancements. In return if said parasite make attempt to give back, it was often used as superficial avenue to glorify or benefit him/herself.
Colleague 1: I was at a friend's wedding and saw Irina with her new boyfriend.
Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?
Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.
Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.
Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."
Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.
Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?
Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.
Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.
Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."
Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.
Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
by Mac Taler May 16, 2014

A person with a small penis, who is fat and who gets very sweaty whilst playing Call of Duty for a living. He is known for having huge mouth for fitting in several cocks. He thinks he attracts E-Girls with his selfies on Twitter but in fact he attracts sadomasochists.
by I_Define_Words69 May 6, 2014

by Waste Management January 26, 2021

demographic parasite (noun) dem· o· graph· ic par· a· site | \ˌde-mə-ˈgra-fik , ˌdē-mə- ˈper-ə-ˌsīt , ˈpa-rə- \
: A person, social group, community, nation, or broad grouping of people having common traditions, institutions, and collective activities and interests that resembles a biological parasite in living off of, being dependent on, or exploiting another social group while giving little or nothing in relation to the dynamic balance of a population especially with regard to density
: A person, social group, community, nation, or broad grouping of people having common traditions, institutions, and collective activities and interests that resembles a biological parasite in living off of, being dependent on, or exploiting another social group while giving little or nothing in relation to the dynamic balance of a population especially with regard to density
A community which maintains its level of population without breeding from its inherent genetic stock is a demographic parasite which requires replenishment from other communities to do so.
by American nomad news on YouTube January 24, 2021

A video parasite is a person who creates videos, but does not post any on his/her own channel. Instead they will post them on other peoples channel.
INA5 makes videos, but does not post them on his channel MrINA5,
instead he posts them on other peoples channels: DrunkSeryth
and
bubblecube1
therefore he is a Video Parasite
instead he posts them on other peoples channels: DrunkSeryth
and
bubblecube1
therefore he is a Video Parasite
by Drunk_Seryth August 10, 2012

A person or group that attaches itself to a fandom it doesn't know or appreciate, only to fight for it to be fundamentally altered beyond sustainability. They live to kill popular components of culture such as books, films, games, and comics.
by Stu Donem May 24, 2020
