Palinize

When someone answers a question without any form of intelligence or foresight. In an attempt to divert from giving a correct answer and in the process sounding unintelligible.

"Hey mat, have you seen my 50 dollars I left on the counter?"
"Well Tia, im not going to answer that question the way you want me to , but doggonit, I betcha, if we put our heads together we can come to some conclusion as to why money is even green to begin with."
"Mat , do me a favor and don't Palinize me!

by Atia Breen March 22, 2009

Panini

The male sex organ (known as a schlong; dick; or in Old English, a penis) of humans living in Italy or of Italian descent.

Giovanni's girlfriend slapped him when he whipped his panini onto her face.

by thestorer May 26, 2009

palinize

To lower, reduce, or dumb down

"Billy Joel and I have rehearsed a little, but you have to consider this more like the vice presidential debate: you have to Palinize your expectations" - Bruce Springsteen

by svsteve March 1, 2009

T-Paining

To crash ones performance/event by jumping on stage with performer. Usually accompanied with the fact that they are in no way supposed to be on stage. Origin comes from Jay-Z remarks to Lil Mama crashing his performance at the 2009 VMA's

Jay-Z to Lil Mama after crashing the stage at the VMA's: "Oh, you T-Paining me right now?"

by Serena Williams Jr. September 18, 2009

Palinize

1. The act of firing people who divorce your family members.
2. To use your publicly elected powers for evil.
3. The ability of being able to point out Real America from Fake America

1. Judy was totally Palizined from her job after she divorced Stan, and then Stan and the boss went out drinking to celebrate!
2. I voted for Senator Washington, but I don't understand why he has to Palinize everything. I probably won't vote for him again.
3. Scott calculated the Rule of Palinization to determine that Portland, Oregon is not part of Real America.

by willers March 4, 2009

Palinista

A devoted, unconditional follower of Sarah Palin in all of her

configurations.

The Palinistas always show up at Sarah's rallies ready to scream their support for her and her righteous leadership toward final victory!

by Jimmy-Charles November 17, 2009

palinize

to lower, reduce, or dumb down

As Bruce Springsteen said at a recent concert at which he and Billy Joel performed:

"Billy and I have rehearsed a little, ...
You have to sort of Palinize your expectations. We seem like we know a lot, but we don't, really.' "

by stevesv February 21, 2009