taintbrush

A taintbrush is when someone walks around on a hot summer day, saturating the taint and its hairs with sweat. Once saturated, it is then used to paint on a sleeping person's forehead.

My roommate used his taintbrush on his sleeping girlfriend and blinded her by getting sweat in her eyes!

by Siegle September 28, 2005

paint brush

An instrument used for painting.

I used a paint brush to paint my picture of a grain of sand.

by Egbert October 18, 2003

Paintbruh

Someone who has the sides of their head shaved, but not the top. Said because closely resemble paintbrushes.

"Did you see Macklemore's haircut?"
"Total paintbruh."

by OcelotToes April 8, 2015

Van Gogh's Paint Brush

The secretion soaked, cylindrical accumulation of pubic hair at the bottom of the scrotum, which exists as a result of very sloppy oral sex, that paints the receivers forehead or chin with their own saliva throughout the sexual encounter.

Usually occurs during Midwest Water Torture.

I was attempting to write my name on her forehead with Van Gogh's Paint Brush, but the flow of saliva washed my work away far too quickly.

by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017

Paint Brush

The action of manhandling your own set of sweaty jewels, than proceeding to slide your hand across a friends face thus warming their face with slimy goodness...

johnny proceeded to bring his hands out of his pants, and paint brush josh.

by DatFlow October 6, 2008

Paintbrushing

When your double teaming a girl and you need to rotate, and you accidentally slap your homie in the face with your cock

Yeah man, we were double teaming that bitch, and I ended up accidentally Paintbrushing John.

by tristan.no.cap January 10, 2020

Microwavable paintbrushes

The most random thing ever. Referred to on social media as "the ultimate invention that can do just about anything".

"Hey, have you heard about microwavable paintbrushes? I heard they were very important!"

"What the horcrux is that?"

"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"

"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"

"Not anymore...."

by xBOREDgeek November 6, 2016