Padongdong

A word used to describe the male genitalia.

My friend, below the waist and between the thighs hangs the padongdong.

by Roadside Jesus February 26, 2008

pardon my freedom

since we are going through a french to freedom revolution, IE: freedom fries, freedom toast, freedom kissing. since the fraise pardon my french exists it is now pardon my freedom.

Doc: sry but u have aids

Guy: MOTHER FUCKER

Guy: o pardon my freedom

by nicky the don July 6, 2005

Padpon

A combination of a tampon and a pad.

Allison: Oh jeepers, my crimson wave is really a'flowin'! I don't think a tampon will be enough!

Jessica: Here, I've got an extra padpon you can borrow. Just don't bring it back.

by Study Party!! June 19, 2010

Expecto Patronum (Actual Translation)

1 A spell in Harry Potter that scares away dementors, best used when you have a happy memory in your head
2 Not Joking. Expecto Patronum is a Latin word, and, can you guess what it is? In English it is, "I await a Guardian"

1: Harry: Expecto Patronum!

Ron: Wow, Harry, that was brilliant!
2: Jim: Expecto Patronum!
Latin Dude who knows English: You await a guardian?!(expecto patronum (actual translation))
Jim: WHATT???
Latin Dude: Expecto Patronum...oh harry potter..
Jim: i..await..a..guardian????....

by doodoodaequann April 8, 2019

pardon my swag

An arrogant statement used ironically.

-Your coat looks good, Jimmy.
-Pardon my swag.

by SWAG Jimmy December 30, 2015

Paronomics

The lifestyle lived by a woman from Paron Arkansas once she has been knocked up and got you for 18 years.

Girl I couldn't make it without paronomics. Thank God I have 3 baby daddies.

by jeffrodgers007 September 8, 2016

pardon

A nerdy way of saying "sorry" or "excuse".

Someone needs someone to move out of the way-Pardon me

Someone needs someone to repeat themselves-Pardon?

by Coollikeice October 4, 2019