pad rash

When a girl's pad causes a burning sensation almost similar to a diaper rash

Hey Brittney, do you have a clean pad I can use? Im starting to get a pad rash.

by intellectualsarcasm November 17, 2014

Pad hand

A great set of cards in a card game. The winning set of cards.

In the movie Stand by Me, the boys were playing some card game and Chris declared that he won and Teddy accused him of lying.

Chris announced, "I knock."

"You liar! You ain't got no pad hand!" Teddy accused in response to Chris' laughter. "You didn't deal yourself no pad hand!"

by virgocubb April 18, 2012

pad melons

buttcheeks, ass, booty, behind, culo

Tom's mom has some very nice pad melons!!!

by paco_jerte May 1, 2006

pad load

Sarcastic as in "thanks a lot." 'Pad' referring to a maxi-pad.

Cookie: "Dude, I just pooped on your floor."
Ryan: "Thanks a pad load."

by Heinrich Von Schoeusof March 25, 2007

Pad digging

The awkward moment when you have to gral down your pants to fix your pad

I'm sorry I have to go pad digging

by Evil pad man July 17, 2018

Pad Thai

Way to response to something in Cumbria, to agree

We’re having a rough day aren’t we....

pad Thai mate

by Cumbrianperson November 17, 2020

pad-ing

The art of throwing a sanitary towel (pad) into an ex-boyfriend's garden.

This will then majorly confuse them as to why a pad may have ended up in their garden..

This is an art which is incredibly difficult to master, as it requires perfect timing and precision.

It is best to be done when either drunk or high and normally in the dark at night time - so the victim can't catch you in the act!

'OH MY GOD Ellie wasn't it so insanely funny when we went pad-ing last night!'

by meow i am a cat August 23, 2012