When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.
I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.
Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.
Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.
by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011
(coloquialosm ) the place where you might have sex; another way of saying your house, home, apartment, etc; place of living.
by blooeyez July 4, 2008
A private place of residence that has a steady flow of shady visitors due to the nature of business within said dwelling, i.e. the exchange of cash for black market goods and/or services, such as illegal drugs, weapons, prostitution, or some combination thereof.
Yo man, let's roll over to Sampson's place to score an ounce of weed.
Fuck that sketch pad, broham! Last time I bought herb from that dude, he opened up to me like I was Barbra Walters...told me he was impotent and shit...plus, one of his bitches was buggin' out on PCP and bit my goddang nuts. Let's just scrape some resin outta my bong instead.
Fuck that sketch pad, broham! Last time I bought herb from that dude, he opened up to me like I was Barbra Walters...told me he was impotent and shit...plus, one of his bitches was buggin' out on PCP and bit my goddang nuts. Let's just scrape some resin outta my bong instead.
by hecktor dangus, esq. February 17, 2008
Inflating one's individual score or statistics in a video game without productive contribution to gameplay. Usually refers to a style of play that neglects all other activities except those yielding easy points to personal score.
In games requiring teamwork, the "padder's" contribution to the team effort and their team's capabilities usually suffer as a result.
One probable origin of the expression is the video game Battlefield 2, where various, originally supportive activities could be abused to gain individual score without actually contributing to gameplay. In Battlefield: Bad Company 2 the tradition continued, as reviving dying players repeatedly with the defibrillator "pads" yielded relatively high personal score, but in most instances contributed little to the team effort, as the medic would essentially abandon all other activity, sometimes even being counterproductive by preventing teammates from playing freely.
In games requiring teamwork, the "padder's" contribution to the team effort and their team's capabilities usually suffer as a result.
One probable origin of the expression is the video game Battlefield 2, where various, originally supportive activities could be abused to gain individual score without actually contributing to gameplay. In Battlefield: Bad Company 2 the tradition continued, as reviving dying players repeatedly with the defibrillator "pads" yielded relatively high personal score, but in most instances contributed little to the team effort, as the medic would essentially abandon all other activity, sometimes even being counterproductive by preventing teammates from playing freely.
*a round ends*
padder> "OH YEAH #1"
player> "we lost you statspadding dick, you cost us 30 tickets for your 2 kills"
padder> "YEAH BUT I AM THE BEST"
player> "no, you're just a score whore"
*player has joined the other team*
Red1> "god I hate stat padding"
Red2> "same, I just got revived three times in grenade spam"
Red1> "I know right, you're just stuck there, dying over and over again because some asshole keeps reviving and not shooting the enemies"
padder> "OH YEAH #1"
player> "we lost you statspadding dick, you cost us 30 tickets for your 2 kills"
padder> "YEAH BUT I AM THE BEST"
player> "no, you're just a score whore"
*player has joined the other team*
Red1> "god I hate stat padding"
Red2> "same, I just got revived three times in grenade spam"
Red1> "I know right, you're just stuck there, dying over and over again because some asshole keeps reviving and not shooting the enemies"
by TheGermanWolverine August 11, 2011
(noun) a dwelling for any hoe, hoebag, skank, or other promiscuous person. Commonly unclean and behind on rent.
She's hoeing off-campus probably living in her hoe pad!
How about you give me the address of her hoe pad so I can go tell her what a hoebag she is?
How about you give me the address of her hoe pad so I can go tell her what a hoebag she is?
by Swarles October 6, 2008
An unnofficial console pad which is usually bulky, less sleek, poorly designed and has unnecessary turbo buttons. The pad is usually bestowed upon the weaker gamers and thus enhancing their handicap.
Tom: Jonty's coming round for some Goldeneye.
Chico: Oh? Well tell that a$shole to leave his spak pad at home.
Duncan: I know it's your house and everything but do I have to use the spak pad?
Ross: Shut up.
Chico: Oh? Well tell that a$shole to leave his spak pad at home.
Duncan: I know it's your house and everything but do I have to use the spak pad?
Ross: Shut up.
by Barca87 June 18, 2011
A house with no parents present, usually used to describe a house where a party can take place without worry of said parents coming home.
by urfaceismyass April 17, 2010