ownache

An ownache is when you get owned so badly that it starts to physically hurt, or ache, thus coining the term: ownache.

owner: i owned you so hard.
noob: ow, i think i'm getting an ownache. where's the advil?

by beejabeeja April 26, 2006

Owan

The tallest motherfucker

Me: Who this tall guy?
Friend: That's Owan
Me: Damnnnnn........

by PlayboiSlump October 15, 2019

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who jerks off a lot.

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!

by Shuaman October 20, 2020

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who masturbates a lot.

You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.

by Shuaman November 1, 2020

ONANNA

A term used to describe a really hot girl. She's the most cliche Taurus you will ever meet but that has its pluses. Not to mention, she's also ridiculously smart. She also gives you free TikTok song lyrics from time to time.

Oh no! Onanna gave someone a nosebleed from being to hot!!!

by ZaddyLongLegs May 21, 2021

Onana

One the greatest human beings to ever exist

you sexy ass Onana

by ekfnw;w September 29, 2021

Disciple of Onan

From the Book of Genesis: Onan and Er were brothers; when Er died, their father Jacob decided that Onan should assume matrimonial duties with Er's childless widow. However, instead of completing the act, Onan "spilled his seed on the ground". God considered this an evil act and Onan was slain for it.

A man was observed on the London Underground practicing the faith of a Disciple of Onan. Police were called and apprehended the suspect.

by BF1971 May 7, 2019