Jizzy Osbourne

During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.

Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."

Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"

Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."

Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"

by srika December 5, 2013

Ozzy Osbourne

The Craziest Muthafucka alive

Tom: "Damn. Ozzy Osbourne is one Crazy MuthaFucka"
Tony: "Damn Right"

by Minkle Binkle January 10, 2025

Ozzy Osbourne

A legend and the godfather of heavy metal, he was one of the most influential metal singers. Fly high, legend.

Have you listened to Ozzy Osbourne today?

by shadowwei July 23, 2025

Ozzy Osbourne

A heavy metal singer known for his drug abuse and alcoholism. And also snacking on winged animals in the middle of sets

There was a phone network commercial that had Ozzy Osbourne in it.

by Cutie Poopet May 15, 2022