blue ornaments

Basically its the same thing as blue balls except more festive.

Guy 1:Dude Becky left me with blue ornaments

Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?

Guy1: Yessir

by Alec Buchanan November 24, 2020

life ornament

One who obtains children and/or pets merely for monetary gain or social status...
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used

Billy and Buffy are up to 2 life ornaments, one dog and one boy.. they both crap in the house

She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check

by skinnyBitch September 21, 2016

chin ornaments

A playful and endearing term for a man's testicles, specifically when they rest against a partner's chin during an enthusiastic deep throat session. This often happens when the partner is fully immersed, bringing the testicles into an unexpected but intimate cameo.

I'm sucking away, and suddenly his chin ornaments start playing chin-tag with me, and I'm like, "Whoa, slow down, little dudes! Amber's trying to deep throat here, not host a ball-bash on her chin!

by Chin-Chins July 6, 2024

yard ornament

A dog which is tied up and left outside, never being let inside or taking of their chain.

"That poor dog, he's been a yard ornament all his life. People who just chain their dogs up shouldn't have dogs"

by holyvulpes December 19, 2017

Alabama hood Ornament

Balls only hanging out the zipper of your jeans. Well spread eagle on the hood of a car while traveling 10 miles an hour or above spread eagle on the hood of the car.

To make it in I was dared to lay on the hood of a car spread eagle with my ball sack hanging out at my zipper hence Alabama hood ornament

by anonymous May 8, 2021

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

trunk ornament

A Body Piercing or multiple body piercings located in the area one might usually find a Tramp Stamp.

aka Boot Ornament

"Damn girl, that's no tramp stamp. That's a full blown Trunk Ornament!"

by Pseudonomicon June 11, 2016