Onion

The best friend a group could ask for. Comforted me during a surgery. Very thique and generous with his locks of fur, as he donated some fur to another friend in need. Besides a fashionable scarf is completely naked. Great cuddler and could be a model but chooses to sit on the floor instead. Bed hog as he takes up all the space as his thique levels are maxed out! Beautiful brown eyes that look into your soul for love. His fur is of a sandy blonde color. Hobbies are unknown but he likes watching movies and his favorite show is my strange addictions.

Eva: Wow who is that babe doing the splits over there watching My Strange Addictions?
Christianna: Dats Onion Heather's roommate.
Heather: he's my security guard and he watches me sleep!!! I love him!

by Onionlover July 4, 2018

ONION

Big ass butt

SHE GOT THE ONION

by LucyLux2 February 10, 2021

Onion

Vagina, specifically when seen from behind as a female bends over. This is due to the onion shape that the vagina takes when in this position.

I could see nothing but onion when Maggie began doing toe touches in front of me at the gym.

by ALIS December 3, 2014

Onion

Onion is usually not the sharpest tool in the shed but makes people laugh but doesn’t like complimenting himself onion can be quite prickly sometimes

“Onion is really nice”

by I’m gonna was November 7, 2019

Onioned

To have a random comment(s) left on your Facebook profile in the night by a drunken friend(s).

Look at my Facebook page, I've been Onioned!

by Uncle Kurn June 6, 2011

Onionism

Process of becoming an onion.

Me and my boys are practicing onionism tonight

by Jatchet November 24, 2018

onions

An blow to someone else's ego, whether by verbal insult or physical embarrassment.
Derived from CBS college basketball announcer Bill Raftery's use of the term after one team hits a big shot to crush the other team.

"I was down 4 cups in Beer pong but came back. It was ONIONS all over the other team."

by 3Pointer December 25, 2005