to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!
by discombobulator! November 18, 2010
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the phrase you use to describe your sexual attraction to a (older) celebrity.
OMG! Scott Caan is so hot... he owns my ass!
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What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.
by zacon November 29, 2003
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The antithesis to men who are pussy-whipped by women, and give in to everything a woman wants.

I get aggravated when I see I man cave to a woman's manipulating just because she has what he desires. Most men act as if that woman is the last one on earth, so, they will acquiesce to their demands.
The women I have been with learn not to demand from me because they know I own my balls.

A good time to use this is when one of your buddies won't hang with the crew because his woman wants him for something else, or simply won't let him. Tell him to get his balls back because she owns them right now.
by Joe Cicalese October 16, 2007
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Used to prove how much you appreciate and love someone.
I'd sell my own bones for insert stone name cuz favorite color is your favorite color~

Example: "I'd sell my own bones for rose quartz stones, cuz pink is your favorite color."
by clearblood June 7, 2021
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