An offer you don't expect someone to accept and you don't want them to, but will deliver on if they accept. Typically, a fake offer is offered for the reason of appearing polite or for the hopes of receiving a real offer in return in the future.
I just fake offered to pick up Josh from the airport. I hope he says no because I don't want to have to get up at 7:00am
by Mr. W0nderful September 15, 2020
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“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”
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No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.
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news person: police were called to the scene due to reports of gunfire and screaming. luckily the suspect just pulled The Nick Offerman.
by the dearly ditched October 1, 2014
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"Can I provide you with a "gouch offering"?
Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands
"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?
No, than you I'm good.
Logical reason, please.
I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.
Fair enough. Gouch ya later.
Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands
"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?
No, than you I'm good.
Logical reason, please.
I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.
Fair enough. Gouch ya later.
by marinatingoffering October 1, 2010
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