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"I wish I had looked away, but I was obflagerated."
"I wish I had looked away, but I was obflagerated."
by miChere August 21, 2006
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Person 2: "Damn right."
Person 2: "Damn right."
by goldengrahms August 20, 2022
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When a person always puts themself offline because they don't want others to know how much time they really spend on Facebook looking at all your friends, friend requesting your friends, the first to comment on a post, reading others posts.
Facebook Always Offline- they show offline but you just posted a comment and 5 seconds later your post has a thumbs up by them! All the time!!!
by greekgrl June 19, 2012
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I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.
I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.
by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006
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Bob: "Where were you last night? I waited hours for you to come online!"
Terry: "I was there, I guess I must have been onffline, I thought you were quiet!"
Example 2)
Bill: "Hey man can I check my messages on your computer"
Ted: "Sure, but make sure I'm onffline when you log on, my ex is kinda stalking me at the moment"
Bob: "Where were you last night? I waited hours for you to come online!"
Terry: "I was there, I guess I must have been onffline, I thought you were quiet!"
Example 2)
Bill: "Hey man can I check my messages on your computer"
Ted: "Sure, but make sure I'm onffline when you log on, my ex is kinda stalking me at the moment"
by cholmeister January 19, 2009
Get the onffline mug.To block someone from an instant messaging program, thus having the person view you as "offline" instead of being available for chat.
i)I offlined Elizabeth because she talks too much about her dogs, I don't even care about dogs
ii)I don't see him online anymore on MSN...he probably offlined me...who will take my dogs to the doctor? Can dogs use MSN?
ii)I don't see him online anymore on MSN...he probably offlined me...who will take my dogs to the doctor? Can dogs use MSN?
by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008
Get the offlined mug.take out the trash -picturing a house, home, residence,etc; as a ship where you are throwing something overboard (enviro-correctly, of course!!)
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
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