Neffy-poo

A fat boy gifted with exceptional abilities, dexterity, and creativity to do shit.

Aunt Marge : "Is that my Dudders? Is that my little neffy-poo?" (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

by Neffy-poo January 22, 2022

neff

To shove one's fist up another's ass. Also known as "fisting".

"I was neffing the wife last night, and she shat on my arm!"

by wazzledoozle September 5, 2006

Nasty Neff

The shittiest residence hall at the Southern CT University campus. Home to the Neff Gazebo, the drug capital of the world. The dorms are known for the shitt 1950's style dorms, moldy ass carpeting, and the clap infested stale air. Students who were forced to stay at neff carve their names into the walls of their dorms, and call themselves Neffugees.

Dude: Yo bro where you stayin this simester?

Other Dude: Im stayin in neff bro, come stop by on the way to hick.

Dude: Fuck Nasty Neff, if i just walk in there ill get AIDS

by Fluxi October 8, 2011

neff-neff

Neff-neff is Belly-Button fluff. Save enough and you can stuff a pillowcase with it!

I just bought a huge neff-neff pillow. Must have taken 10 years to collect all that shit!

by Uncle Abdul August 17, 2006

neff

a straight male who hangs out with all the hot girls but never gets anything from any of them (often refered to as the bestfriend)

situation 1:

guy 1- hey dude im goin to the movies with a few girls tonight...

guy 2- nice man, yougonna get any?

guy 1- probibly not

guy 2- dude dont be such a neff

situation 2:

chick 1: im thinking about going out with tyler

chick 2: ew no, hes just a neff!

by nathaniel bangem March 26, 2009

Neffertity

A dragon OC on deviantART belonging to the user *Neffertity.

She is the only white dragon in all of the deviants stories and comics and lives in a place called The Valley of Draco. Her best friends are Nero, Shanido, and Karakamooni.

Neffertity is a kind-hearted dragoness who loves meeting others.

Neffertity is the protector of the Garudian Nests...

by Neffertity July 25, 2011

neffkins

Similar to grundel. The remains of a poorly wiped ass clinging to the short hair which leads to skid marks

Looks like they left some neffkins on the seat.

by Realitynot September 3, 2008