neff

a person with very few outstanding qualities. A person who completely blends in with his or her surroundings. A person who fits into no social class from dork to jock.

Wow, I didn't even know that kid was in our class, and we sat next to eachother the entire year? What a neff.

by neversummer5720 June 12, 2005

neff

outsider who doesnt fit in with the rest of the crowd

man: who is that kid
kid: oh, thats just a neff.. he doesnt talk to us
man: thats too bad

by nonneff December 20, 2010

neff

v. To send data, usually with a phone, using near-field or NFC technology. Often involves the use of jailbroken mobile devices. Popular with New York City teenagers.

Yo, neff me that new Akon track and I'll hook you up later.

by Dwight3000 December 29, 2011

neff

Verb

To Neff (eg Neffing)
Neffer (one who neffs)

To neff is to post uselessly in order to increase one's post count in an online forum.

Someguy: ...posts funny story about his girlfriend...
Neffer: lol!!

Bumps are a form of neffing quite often.

Also known as postcount++

by airencracken June 05, 2006

neff

Verb

To Neff (eg Neffing)
Neffer (one who neffs)

To neff is to post uselessly in order to increase one's post count in an online forum.

Someguy: posts funny story about his girlfriend
Neffer: lol!!

by airencracken June 05, 2006

neff

To shove one's fist up another's ass. Also known as "fisting".

"I was neffing the wife last night, and she shat on my arm!"

by wazzledoozle September 06, 2006

neff

a straight male who hangs out with all the hot girls but never gets anything from any of them (often refered to as the bestfriend)

situation 1:

guy 1- hey dude im goin to the movies with a few girls tonight...

guy 2- nice man, yougonna get any?

guy 1- probibly not

guy 2- dude dont be such a neff

situation 2:

chick 1: im thinking about going out with tyler

chick 2: ew no, hes just a neff!

by nathaniel bangem March 27, 2009