nutjacking

Slang for masturbating, particularly performed by males.

I can't wait for Britney Spears to lose some weight so I can get back to nutjacking to "Oops!... I Did It Again."

by [e-mail] June 29, 2006

nutsackface

A person who is so ugly and wrinkly they can best be described as nutsackface

Bobs new girlfriend is definately a nutsackface.

by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007

nutsack slap

The art of being able to make a slapping sound by bouncing your nutsack off of your thighs due to humping the air back and forth.

Dude! That nutsack slap was so loud, it woke the whole damn house!

by wtfuwant January 23, 2011

Sweaty Nutsack

A fine example of a superior forummer

Often regarded as the greatest forummer to grace teh internetz and master vBookie

The founding father of Preggers or Cheggers

Oh man did you see the lulz Sweaty Nutsack posted today, his vBookie threads are ACE

by Mr Nutsack May 26, 2009

nutsack lickers

A group of incredibly gay people, such as the New York Yankees or New England Patriots.

The Patriots are having a pretty sick season.

Yea they're still a bunch of nutsack lickers.

by Colin G. November 18, 2007

zeus’ nutsack

Tazing the guys nutsack while he goes balls deep

“Yo, Jeremy did the Zeus’ Nutsack and he can’t have kids now!”

by Wassupitsyaboiskinnypenis November 10, 2018

nutpackets

a scrotum

derived from mishearing "is richard back yet?" to "do you see nutpackets?"

"get out of my room or I will kick your nutpackets!"

by euge January 24, 2006