No nutting

It is a (verb) that describes the action of not ejaculating in any circumstance for a specific amount of time e.g. (No Nut November)
(E.g.) bro 1: Ay bro why don’t you go bust your nut, Stella’s giving out handys on request tonight.

Bro 2: I wish bro but I can’t, I’m (no nutting).
by Jeremia-no-nut November 02, 2018
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nuts

The highest possible hand in poker. Playing Hold 'em, if you hold As, 3s and the board is Qs, 8s, Kd, 2s, 9c you are said to be holding "the nuts." The terminology is said to refer to the fact that poker is a partial information game, meaning that when you bet, you don't know if you're winning or losing. This being the case, you have to have "nuts" (as in testicles) to have the nerve to bet. The only case when you can bet in poker without "testicles" would be if you had the best possible hand and could not be beaten, hence the term "nuts"
Joe won that large pot over Carl because Carl only had a flush, but Joe had the nuts with four of a kind.
by Poker Player March 29, 2004
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Nutting

To vandalize a private property by throwing several boxes of donuts and various confections at it; including on the lawn, roof, porch, car, etc. Nutting's popularity stems from how quick it is; over 100 donuts can be discarded in about a minute and a half.
"We should hit up QFC for some boxes of day-old donuts so we can go nut that bitch later."

"Dude, we should write stuff in chocolate sauce on their driveway while we nut them."

"We nutted Angela so good last night, there were like, over 90 donuts."

"Nutting for the lulz is great."
by ProjectDonut March 08, 2009
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nuts

1. the small round objects that males have, located in the scrotum
2.girls,usually hott ones, like to kick, punch, bite, knee, or otherwise injure a mans nuts, often for enjoyment
The hott girl kicked the boy in the nuts and he fell to the floor in pain.
by coolkid99 November 08, 2005
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In the nuts

Phrase that denotes an extreme, whether good or bad. Used to describe the best or the worst, or simply used as an expletive.
1. Touchdown!! That catch was in the nuts!

2. We lost our indoor soccer game so bad. We took it in the nuts.

3. I'm trying to find Tara a Christmas present that's in the nuts unforgettable.
by flyn hawaiin December 19, 2010
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nuts

recently popularized in the show jericho season 1 finale when a story is told of a time in Bastone when General Anthony McAuliff responded to the Germans' order to surrender with a one-word reply: "Nuts." (see The Battle of The Bulge)
by NuTr1x March 23, 2008
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Nuts

A word yelled by the rude nig nog woman at Willo's Party, pronounced wrongly as "Hhnaats!" She would only say it about every two minutes when she's eaten all of her nog nuts and when not yelling "Freed!" Willo would then kindly feed the Nogger it's elephant food while it was yelling "oo, oo, ee, ah!" The chimp would not give any of it's masses of food to it's husband, "Cleveland."
Nog: Me eaten de five handred pound o' hhnaats mon.

HHHHHHHNNAAAATS!!!!

Willo: Here's your nuts.

Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only

me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp

food Mon!
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