nutrageous

An item of food containing an outrageous amount of peanut or nut products

Jesus man, this peanut butter is nutrageous

by peegan July 28, 2005

Nutrition Nazi

A person described as being overly critical of other people's meal choices. Nutrition Nazis will often express their displeasure with someone's choice of food that they deem unhealthy or unfit for human consumption. Some might even advocate for everyone to be forced to have their meals meet the Nutrition Nazi's standards.

Father: You know, I heard that teachers are taking away kid's lunches because they thought it wasn't healthy enough.
Mother: Really? Those people are total Nutrition Nazis!

by Gladilay May 1, 2017

nutrition

A concept entailing if one has an opportunity to eat any type of food for a cheap amount of price, then they must eat as much as possible even if a feeling of fullness arises, for the possibility of not being able to eat at a later moment in time is a very probable possibility. Certain foods have certain amounts of nutrition. Nutrition's units are a function of time and energy. 5 minutes of energy from a certain type of food is considered one newt. 1 hour of energy from a certain type of food is considered one nut. from the Latin based "JHO" language.

Wow... that is a lot of free food. I better get some nutrition, harghed too.
If I dont get some nutrition, then i might be hungry later when i dont have any food. That would suck so much. If i eat that apple, then i will get 3 newts out of it. Thats 15 minutes of energy. Wow. I am happy now because i got some much-needed nutrition.

by Jason Holmes February 7, 2005

nutritional yeast

something a bit nicer to say that has a small dick

"oh my nutritional yeast that's small"

by Newmussy and Campussy May 31, 2022

nutritioned out of rumours

someone, who easily beleives to rumours, not necessarily based ones.

He is being nutritioned out of rumours.

by phlegmat March 27, 2005

nutrientation

the specialization of providing nutrients to plants or animals.

Dirt will someday be replaced with new hyper-super-awesome-plant nutrientation pellets.

by windral January 5, 2008

nutrition coach

An individual who would like to be a dietitian but is too lazy or incompetent to get a BS or MS in nutrition, complete 1200 hours of practical experience and pass a national exam.

I don't eat carbs because my nutrition coach said they are bad for me.

by Fresh foodie August 12, 2014