Nursing Home

A prison-like place where old people are sent to get ass-raped.

Mac: Lots of shady shit goes down in nursing homes Frank, okay? These places are like prisons.

Frank: Like people getting ass-raped?

Charlie: What? Oh my god, dude.

Mac: No, not like people getting ass-raped. People don't want to be here because they feel like-

Frank: Because they're getting ass-raped.

by Angel Wysterra November 5, 2019

Nurfing

Asian Foreplay. usually consisting of eating Fish food off of ea other.

Dude, Last Night. Daniel and that hot asian chick where totally Nurfing on each other.

by Ubarinnu June 23, 2010

Nurfing Surfing

1. When you go surfing and throw Nerf balls at other Surfers.

2. When you go surfing on a board made of Nerf products.

3. Nurfing is the equivalent of 'gnarly' or 'awesome.

Person one: Hey, want to go Nurfing Surfing today?
Person two: Of course! I love Nurfing Surfing!

or.

Person one: Duuuude, these waves are so Nurfing!
Person two: Let's go Nurfing Surfing!?

by bd wing, bd wong, bd wang November 19, 2011

nuraing

The most amazing person in the world, usually quite busy because of all the amazing things they have to do. pronounced(ner-ay-ng)

That girl is so nuraing

by beedunn November 27, 2012

nirping

That mood when you are crazy tired but somehow super hyper.

Dude I was nirping so hard last night, everything seemed to be funny.

by Slingerrrrrrrr November 23, 2015

Nursing Bottle November

Nursing Bottle November is when females only drink out of baby bottles for the whole month of November. The purpose of this is keeping females occupied while the boys partake in No Nut November, so by December First, females will be so good at sucking dick from sucking on the baby bottle, when giving head, men will be able to ejaculate all their nut efficiently.

Jessica: “ yeo, you gonna do -Nursing Bottle November?”
Ashley: “hell yeah, my manz finna get the best head next month. period.”

by Yurrrrrr.Jessi November 2, 2019

Numping

The act of grazing around in the grass aimlessly with your face down, ignoring all reality other than your own self-interests in the nomadic lifestyle of a wild brisket. Numpers often show no interest in other life forms, as it has been pondered by many that numpers are not from the world and quite possibly be higher forms of intelligence posing as simple terrestrial beasts.

That dog was just numping around in the grass during the party, he didnt even look up when the other dogs came out.

by dangsway October 28, 2020