numpty

A word used to describe someone from Congleton who drives a Silver Hyundai sports car.

Look at him - he's a right numpty

by Bad Dobby October 31, 2003

numpty

A short grey haired easily irritated Citizens Advice Bureau Advisor

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

numpty

someone who uses an internet message board or chat room and comes across a bit daft

*see the general discussion board on www.audiogalaxy.com

by rob barnes January 14, 2005

numpty

Someone who has a strange way round of doing and saying things. A Member of a well formed stage crew in England. Hence the nick name

James you Numpty!!!

by James Gray May 26, 2004

numpty

A SILLY PERSON,WHO DOSENT MEAN NO MALLISE....

TO BE CALLED A "NUMPTY" IS A NICE WAY TO BE CALLED A "SILLY PERSON"

by SIL NUMTIBE March 18, 2011

numpty

A person displaying a clear lack of intelligence.

The numpty voted 'YES' for Scottish independence.

by Just Call Me Fred April 14, 2015

numpty

you are born a numpty you cant just become one.

Stolenbaby is the Queen of numpties
numpty has many differeemnt ways of insulting, humouring and or complimenting a person.

Numptyface
NumptyBrain
NumptyBrigade

U NUMPTY!

by Toni Jordan aka Stolenbaby July 17, 2004