Captain Numbnuts 

Someone trying to act like the descendant of Captain Obvious

Person A: 2 plus 2 equal chair

Person B: You don't say! Thanks for the information, Captain Numbnuts!

Captain Numbnuts by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022

numbnuts 

This word is Self-Explanatory

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numbnuts by Stu August 13, 2004

numbnutism 

Being too lazy to fully type out words or phrases on message boards.

Instead of typing, "Original Poster", one might type, "OP".

numbnutism by Jockular Strapping June 7, 2005

numbnuts 

One whose bawls are dormant

After that kick from Nadine, hes got numbnuts

numbnuts by Red December 13, 2003

numbnut

a useless person or a useless thing

since you are not a numbnut, then you should able to open a can of tuna.

numbnut by maximorph April 23, 2003

numbnuts 

silly person

mike fraser is a numbnuts

numbnuts by ginger April 10, 2003

numbnuts 

A person of such dim wittedness, that if you punch them really hard in the nads that they don't flinch.

That work experience lad is such a fuckwit numbnut.

numbnuts by bikerspice July 10, 2003