chuck norris
chuck norris by cockheeeeead May 16, 2007
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A man about whom jokes were funny for a brief period. The jokes lost any part of hilarity once they spread through the public, with a select few jokes being repeated in strings every five minutes. They are no longer funny, and should be met with blank stares.
Dude 1: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer! Too bad he's never cried! Hahaha!"
Dude 2: *stares blankly*
Dude 3: Like I haven't heard that one before...
Dude 2: Chuck Norris jokes were over a month ago, dumbshit.
Dude 2: *stares blankly*
Dude 3: Like I haven't heard that one before...
Dude 2: Chuck Norris jokes were over a month ago, dumbshit.
chuck norris by Popsman April 14, 2006
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chuck norris by david smith, jr. February 24, 2008
Chuck Norris
The sex symbol for many closet homosexuals. Chuck Norris, at best, is a C grade actor, and at best a rusty "martial artist" and I use that term loosely. Was taught personally by Bruce Lee, alongside Kareem Abdul Jabaar, costarred in movies with Bruce Lee. Has never been associated with anything actually worth purchasing. Is idolized by many who are ignorant and refer to him in many homo-erotic "jokes." Falls into the same crap category as Steven "Squinty" Seagal, who surprisingly was actually a martial artist but lost his grip on martial arts in Hollywood.
"Hey did you know that chuck norris doesn't have a..."
"Yes I've heard that one about a billion times, hey did you know that chuck norris was only ever in fake fights? Good for him too, he might lose a limb. Sonny Chiba and Bruce Lee would both easily kick his ass."
"Yes I've heard that one about a billion times, hey did you know that chuck norris was only ever in fake fights? Good for him too, he might lose a limb. Sonny Chiba and Bruce Lee would both easily kick his ass."
Chuck Norris by sonnychibaisbetter February 21, 2008
Chuck Norris
Person 1: LOLOOLOL OMG CHUCK NOORIS I ROUNDHOOSE KICK YUU! CHUK IS GOD!<3<333 OMG CHUCK NORRIS
Person 2: Please shut up, no one cares about Chuck Norris.
Person 2: Please shut up, no one cares about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris by lemon stealing whore May 3, 2013
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris by Tony G in Florida December 27, 2008
chuck norris
Once a respected actor, now just a way to be cool, I mean, seriusly, most everybody that says those damn jokes don't know about his show, or even the lever that used to be on Conan o' Brian. What has the world come to?
Chuck norris was once funny, until not funny people started bringing those jokes to school and resiteing them to everybody and thinking that they are so funny
HAHAHA
thanks for beating a dead horse
HAHAHA
thanks for beating a dead horse
chuck norris by Pat and Brandon July 21, 2006