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A noot is when you punch someone in the asshole as hard as you possibly can. No penetration is necessary, though optional. It was invented by Adolf Hitler, who used to noot his Jewish captives.
"Your asshole is about to get nooted so hard"
"I'm going to fucking noot you"
"Prepare for a nooting"
"Noot those Jew rats"
Noot by Noot man February 16, 2019
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Noot Noots 

Another term for a male genitalia, similar to; nuts, gonads, etc.
John: I'M GONNA KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE NOOT NOOTS!
Joey: NO PLEASE!
Noot Noots by BillyGreaves October 16, 2015

noot'rall 

to be neutered with high intesity or to call someone hanging ballsack
"wut it do nigga all yall cunts are NOOt'RALLs" or
noot'rall by Stefan Arsenic November 14, 2007
Noot, nootie s.- a worthless sub creature who sleeps on a toilet due to his present state of being a piece of shit
God I fucking hate that worthless piece of shit nootie.
Noot by Kensndfn February 19, 2017
noot by claire January 19, 2004
Crystal Meth
John called, he's looking to purchase a gram of noot.
Noot by Mbomb42 November 29, 2010
someone who is acting dumb or silly
"stop bouncing around, you look like a noot!"
noot by kenziekayla September 8, 2015