A deuce-noose is the act of shitting on some one's neck then lightly choking the same person. This is usually done during sex with a agreeable partner and not meant to be a means to murder.
I met this girl at the bar last night that was into some weird s&m type shit. Literally she wanted me to give her a deuce-noose.
by TGFL STRAWBERRY December 06, 2018
person one: have you heard koren hang himself yesterday
person two: yea i heard mike was supposed to join him but he did a noose move and left
person two: yea i heard mike was supposed to join him but he did a noose move and left
by AHumanoidNugget April 29, 2021
The emotional and/or psychological suffocation brought on by the constant nagging of someone close to you.
"I often daydream about intimacy with someone who doesn't have my nuts in a nag noose."
"Just when I thought she couldn't pull the nag noose any tighter, she asked about that job I promised to get a month ago."
"I hate when friends borrow money then duck and dodge leaving me no choice but to ready the nag noose."
"I'd like to go out drinking with my friends tonight after work but I still have nag noose burns from the last time I didn't go straight home."
"I'd like to hang afterschool but my 'rents got me in a nag noose about my grades."
"Just when I thought she couldn't pull the nag noose any tighter, she asked about that job I promised to get a month ago."
"I hate when friends borrow money then duck and dodge leaving me no choice but to ready the nag noose."
"I'd like to go out drinking with my friends tonight after work but I still have nag noose burns from the last time I didn't go straight home."
"I'd like to hang afterschool but my 'rents got me in a nag noose about my grades."
by Stella Cotton August 22, 2007
the greek term for anus...also describes a very used and worn anus, typical of men in greek tragedies.
the gaping ah noose belonged to none other than Quintus...i noticed as i pulled away from his love tunnel.
by richie rich April 13, 2005
by Uncle Sambo November 15, 2012
by BiCk-A-BonKiNg August 05, 2019
An act of a Naked man climbing a tree up to a branch then proceeding to stretch his penis around the branch and puts into his anus then proceeding to hang from the branch.
My Dick hurts after doing that Human Noose yesterday
by Kitsunes Balls July 24, 2021