Nonce

British slang for a pedophile. Nonces usually sit at their laptols on discord all day or go out and stare at thirteen year old girls. Nonces usually all look the same, bald and fat middle aged men with a terrible haircut and sometimes grey hair to top it off. Nonces always get beat up in prison so if you're a nonce be prepared, you ain't getting out of there mate

Guy 1: Look at that nonce down the street

Guy 2: bro wtf, he's staring down Sophie

Guy 1: bruh ain't she a year 4

by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023

Nonce

The second stage of being a dick. Between an asshole (1st stage) and cunt (3rd stage).

Person 1: I'm a clever kid who does my homework on the day it's due and the teacher's best friend.
Person 2: Fuck u. That's what makes you a god damn nonce.

by A-A 1 January 3, 2021

Nonce

Someone who enjoys touching little boys and girls.

I don't want candy, you nonce

by Cvleb March 22, 2019

Nonce

Gus is a nonce
He likes little girls

Oi look at gus, what’s he doing with that little girl? HE MUS BE A NONCE!

by GusIsNonce October 9, 2019

Nonce

Someone who picks up under 16s at bars.

Dan picked up a 15 year old last night, what a nonce.

by Bjf713 October 27, 2017

Nonce

A term usually used by kids in the UK to describe someone as an idiot or a silly person

Kid 1: What the hell man!
Kid 2: I'm sorry! I don't know what I was thinking.
Kid 1: That's the point, you didn't think! you stupid nonce.
Kid 2: ...a what?
Kid 1: You know, as in an idiot, duh!
Kid 2: ...

by Pseudo-what? October 10, 2018

Nonce

A nonce is a random or semi-random number that is generated for a specific use. It is related to cryptographic communication and information technology (IT).

The term stands for "number used once" or "number once" and is commonly referred to as a cryptographic nonce.

by Crypto Man July 3, 2022