no homo

Something idiotic straight, white 12-year-old boys say after giving each other a high five or touching in any way. Saying no homo apparently makes everything non gay. No matter what was said or done previously, speaking this word maintains one's heterosexuality.

"I'm moving to San Francisco with my boyfriend. We just finished having gay sex and I gave him a hardcore blowjob. Our house is going to be rainbow with pink furniture. We are going to wear colorful polo shirts every day with khaki shorts and Sperrys. We're going to a gay pride parade after this. And then we're going to makeout like the flamers we are. No homo."

by hotprincebodybae June 17, 2015

no homo

Said to show that you aren't gay after saying something that sounded gay.

Hay man, pass the nuts. No homo
I cornered him in my room and nailed him with a board. No homo

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

This is why you get no hoes

The thing someone says oh o you when you do or say something downright stupid.

Me: What if you have trouble exhaling and need an exhaler to suck air outta you?
Sum friend: stfu this is why you get no hoes
Me: ...... dang ;-;

by Thatsuperswagperson March 22, 2021

No homo

Said after a phrase that could possibly be interpreted as gay.

Nothing says "I'm insecure about my sexuality" like feeling the need to say "no homo" after every sentence.

Man, I love you.. No homo.

Your ass is mine... No homo.

by Broneill December 10, 2010

No-Homo Pass

A pass to get to say No-Homo. Used when you say homo things.

Friend: I want to clap you No-Homo
Other Person: Whoa you don't have a No-Homo Pass that makes it gay
Friend: I need A pass to get to say No-Homo
Other Person: Yeah

by No-HOMO-69 May 1, 2019

No Homo

The legendary phrase that clarifies your sexuality, and that you are not of the homosexual gender. Even after saying something very homosexual, a simple "no homo" is all that it takes to make everyone believe that you are not in fact a homosexual.

Person 1: Bro you lookin so fine, I could kiss you right now
Person 2: Then let us proceed in the "sexual interaction"
Person 1: Yes

*After the Sexual interaction*

Person 1: That felt great, I would do that again
Person 2: Same
Person 1: No homo btw
Person 2: Yeah, no homo

*and just like that, their sexuality was restored*

by Ya_Boi_142 February 28, 2019

no hoox

Having sex with a girl without kissing her

"So, did you kiss her last night?"

"Nah, I didn't have to; she just domed me. I no hooxed her."

by Dahn The Mahn January 11, 2014