Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals

When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.

Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.

by Go Mets December 3, 2006

Ninety-percent water, ten-percent vinegar

n.) a douche

adj.) the condition of being a douche.

Karl is ninety-percent water, ten-percent vinegar. As a matter of fact, he is the biggest douche I know.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine

The amount of girls I have had sex with

"Dude, I've had sex with Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine girls".

by Urban Dictionary #666 January 1, 2017

free ninety nine

Something that is of not cost to you.

Hey, how much for your earrings?
They’re free ninety nine, actually!

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

Bloody Ninety

To punch someone 90 times in the same place, causing their skin to split and bleed.

he wouldn't give me his lunch money, so I gave him a bloody ninety

by phathat June 22, 2011

Ninety eight percent

Just barely made the cut

She’s 98.5% your seriously lucky dude

Your friend is ninety eight percent

by Samosaswiththamostas August 23, 2018

Nineties

An era in which the shine-points of light were believed to act as glue between sentiment.

The nineties were an era which heavily emphasized the aesthetic of white surfaces. These surfaces contained shine-points of light.

These shine-points were thought to acts as a glue between figma or objects-of-sentiment.

by fightfacilities January 3, 2021