niggeritis

Swelling or inflammation of the nigger.

After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, my fingers and hands became itchy, swollen and red. I must have niggeritis.

My esophogus became itchy and tight and it became difficult for me to breathe after drinking a gallon of Koolaid. I must have niggeritis.

by D'Queishanique December 26, 2007

Niggaritis

Any physical condition stemming from consuming lots of malt liquor or bum wine, particularly a nasty hangover, a giant ass, or swollen lips.

I don't think I can play basketball today, I have a bad case of Niggaritis and I just need to lay down and take some Advil

by D.Faggins July 6, 2007

niggaitis

The syndrome that may afflict certain people after they smoke weed. Sometimes, after smoking, one will feel tired and lazy, only wanting to sit around and do nothing. This phenomenon has been associated with the stereotypical black person, or nigga. May also be referred to in conversation as

"the itis"

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm so stoned right now. I can't even get up off my ass."
Guy 2 (to friend): "Look at him bro- niggaitis strikes again!"

by stoner44 August 3, 2009

Nigricism

Pronounced nig-rih-siz-uhm The study of black people magic. Abilities include rapping at over 200 words per minute, packing two-dozen homies into a 4-door sedan, and making what looks like a stroke into a popular form of dance.

Not to be confused with black magic.

Mr. Umbala is the professor of Nigricism at the local high school. On the last field trip, his students learned how to unlock & steal bicycles in under 5 seconds.

by Xiodski July 28, 2015

Nigitis

Nigitis happens when a Turk is hit in the back leading to immense pain and possibly severe autism

Turk: hello good man
Guy: Fuck u bitch*hits Turks back*
Turk: Nooo now I have nigitis
Turk: *shits pants*

by 6-clock black boy March 8, 2019

Niggeritis

The fast, wide spreading disease where upper-class suburban white kids think they're hood.

Examples of Niggeritis:

White boy: What up mah nigga, that shit be of the chain, where can I find me a biznatch

Whiter boy: "BITCH! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I COME FROM!" "I HAVE TO PAY MY OWN CAR INSURANCE NIGGA!"

by Knuckledraggers January 29, 2009

Niggeritis

Definition #1. The onset of a disease in which a white person begins listening to shitty music and hanging out with the wrong crowd then they start to speak incorrectly while ultimately turning into a wigger.

Definition #2. A mental disorder among non-black women where they begin sleeping with black guys in order to piss off their parents while being treated like shit by the black guy and gaining AIDs along with other STDs, almost always ending with several fatherless children.

Example 1. Nick: hey where you been man we were supposed to hang out ?
James: sorry man I met these new friends and they showed me this cool CD I've never heard before.

one week later
Nick: hey what's going on man what have you been up to?
James: yoyoyo wat up ma nigga wats hapinin
Nick: what the fuck man niggeritis took you in a week?

Example 2. Kim: Daddy can't tell me who I can date, he can't control me I'll show him.

Jennifer: I know right feel the same way that's why I've got a secret boyfriend Jamal he has friends if you want to meet them.
Kim: that would piss daddy off so much, sounds like fun.
Jennifer: I'll warn you though he is a little controlling and I think he might have given me something but he claims that it wasn't him so I'm not sure.
Kim: well maybe this isn't such a good idea.
Jennifer: I just found out I'm pregnant with twins and Jamal just said it wasn't his even though I haven't been with anyone else now he blocked my number after saying that if I keep contacting he would get a restraining order, now I have to tell my father.
Kim: damn that sucks
Jennifer's dad: now what are you going to do with your life since you decided to go ruin over a case of niggeritis, you're not keeping those babies you better get in touch with that little piece of shit or I will find him.

by Shaggy6913 June 9, 2020