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midnight noonie

Sex after midnight but before noon (basically Morning Sex)
I woke up with a rockin boner so I decided to give my girl a midnight noonie!
by cblair007 February 21, 2014
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noniversary

how non-couples (aka friends with benefits) celebrate the passage of time
Me: For our one-year noniversary, Ben took me back to Charlie's where we had our first date.

Friend: Aww...how sweet.

Me: I know, right. But he still isn't willing to update his FaceBook status.
by Japhray June 14, 2011
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Nooning

Angelika was leaving work early for a sultry nooning session. The nooning on the kitchen counter, wearing only pearls was a heavenly rendezvous in the middle of the work day.
by Laurgelika January 14, 2009
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noning

To stare (pyscho stalker stare) at someone with your mouth wide open like you are catching flies non stop.
Jill was noning the bass player all night long! she could not keep her eyes off of him!!
by jilly falk June 12, 2005
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ntoni

Someone with a huge and big dick.
I had sex with Ntoni yesterday. It was the best!
by idk sksksksksk July 11, 2020
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nonism

The concept of being against all things. It is commonly accepted to be the first word which is made up only a prefix and suffix, no actual word.
Thomas: Hey let's go to a movie
Emanuel: Hell no i am firmly against movies.
Thomas: Well then lets go get some food.
Emanuel: Hell no i am firmly against food and getting it.
Thomas: What are you not against?
Emanuel: I am a nonist, meaning i believe in nonism, so i am against everything.
Thomas: Doesn't believing in nonism go against the entire concept and, if you are agaist everything, how is it possible for you to be alive right now?
Emanuel: WHA!*boom*
(head explodes)

this small sketch shows that it is ultimatley an impossibility for one to be a true nonist and that the word can only really be used to describe one who is against MOST things.
by Nick And Gregg July 26, 2006
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Nonipple

When a woman has extremely large breasts...with essentially no nipple to match; very small compared to boob.
Derek: Dude look i got this chicks boobs on Omegle and they are totally Nonipple.
Jeremy: Holy hell your right...get that thing out of here.
by The New York Post January 2, 2012
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