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nut nestler

an extreme ass kisser who goes so deeply into it they pass the taint and land on the back of the nuts. A brown noser who's nose is beyond the brown onto the back of the baby bay
Tommy kept telling Mike that he was the man, that that stunt was wicked, that he was the best ever seen. Utter nut nestler, smack smack get off the sac.
by akira2502 August 28, 2009
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Nestled

Finding the perfect spot to rest your head on your girlfriend's breasts.
Woin rested his head on Koaty's tits while stoned. A glazed look of contentment and security overcame his face. And he was nestled.
by Woin and Koaty August 29, 2013
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netter

a professional, normally a lawyer, who strives to bring in business by the droves following business development seminars forced on them by evil bosses who think they have nothing better to do with their Saturdays.

Netters can be characterized by their inability to feel used, and enthusiastic go-getter attitudes at dorky conferences where potential victims convene. Netters are distinguished from prostitutes only by the fact that they wear suits, have business cards, and are normally so unattractive that even lonely dorky conference attenders who've heavily profited from the open bar wouldn't, quote, "hit that up if they paid me." However, in an ironic twist, some of these attendees have actually later paid quite willingly when served within 24 hours of meeting said netter.

Unlike rainmakers or networkers, netters lack real charm and are also tasked with actually having to work on the cases they bring in, usually resulting in a dull empty feeling on the part of the client that they have, indeed, been "nettered." However, such a feeling will be relieved when client receives annual fruit basket from the firm.

The international symbol of the netter is a shepherd's crook, crossed with a "Hello my name is ____" badge.
How much has she nettered in the past year? Just that much? Let's pass on that partner offer.
by charismeee January 13, 2011
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Netter

A Usenet regular. See also 'Webbie' and 'RL'
I've been a Netter for 10 years, hangin mostly in teh Flonk and A26.
by Onideus Mad Hatter September 24, 2006
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nettlesome

Topic or subject which is not easy to discuss/understand. It may also be used in case of an issue from which it is very difficult to draw valid conclusions from, due to its complexity or the lack of expertise on the subject from the speaker, for example.
On the subject of comparing Led Zeppelin and Deep Purple in terms of guitar virtuosity, I think that's a rather nettlesome issue.
by Xabier Rubal January 5, 2006
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nestle

to rub and caress two necks against each other whilst bent at a 90 degree angle.
Jack had a special talent for nestling with his brother. As they bent over and nestled, It really showed their love on a physical connection.
by SHAM GOD21 June 22, 2017
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Nestle crunch

by moon rock October 4, 2019
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