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father nelson

A submission hold delivered with authority in the name of dominance. A career ending ruthlessly aggressive wrestling hold.
Technique: 1) executer slips up belly to back of standing opponent 2) executer extends right arm forward/through opponents arm , suppressing arm in locked extended position//option would include grasping opponents wrist and locking it back like a reverse "chicken-wing" 3) with completion of steps 1)&2) you have achieved a HALF-NELSON. 4) repeat step 2) //variation optional// for left arm.
Hint: Remember to remain in control
of 2) while performing step
4).
5) You have now accomplished a FULL-NELSON !! 6) With a firm grasp and maintaing holds as outlined in steps 1) through 5) Begin visciously thrusting back and forth from pelvis into opponent. Submission times may vary so be patient.
Some suggestions for added effect might include doning clergy vestments and reciting scripture during excecution.
...all the sinners would behave at the thought of father nelson
by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005
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bulldog nelson

A wrestling submission hold that involves being put in a full nelson while being violently dry-humped from behind.
Man, my first day at the Fire Station was tough; I lost my helmet and my Captain put me in a Bulldog Nelson.
by Tommy Long September 14, 2003
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Nelson

A proper scooter trick that is executed with style and ease
That b lip whip was a fucking Nelson
by John Smithed February 24, 2020
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nelson complex

Nelson Complex: A triad of symptoms exhibited by an otherwise relatively healthy patient. MUST be in the setting of an active pandemic. Includes A) normal vital signs B) unexplained anxiety C) an overwhelming desire to go to the hospital, despite specific "shelter-in-place" protocols. First identified in 2020 by a grizzled old paramedic in the far North.
Paramedic: "Ma,am, I understand that you want transport to the ER anyway, but there is no medical necessity present. You would be better off staying home. There is COVID everywhere in the hospital, and you would probably get exposed."
Woman: "But I'm afraid that I might go to sleep, and never wake up! Please, please take me to the ER."
Paramedic: "OK then." and suspects a case of Nelson Complex.
by Muslim Goat November 11, 2020
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Leslie Neilson

A delicious drink. Ingredients include vodka ,cranberry juice, lemonade and fresh lime.

Best served with ice and drunk through a straw.
Bar tender i will have 3 Leslie Neilson please.

These Leslie's are the bomb.
by Kergman January 17, 2011
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elijah nelson

Someone with a HUGE heart! so loving and kind and funny. Will always be there for you. A true Gentleman.
Also very handsome!
Who was that?

Elijah Nelson of course! #Kind #Loveable
#gentleman
by Positivelypositive December 20, 2016
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liam nessoned it

To completely bad-ass something and completely dominate, To completly clear a room and kill everyone quickly. to kill everyone in a game by only using a sidearm and knife
Dude he totally liam nessoned it and killed everyone with only a knife
by savage mf December 28, 2016
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