A person who is nocturnal by nature- their sleeping pattern has become reversed from the normal. Often the result of wasting time late at night/early morning online (usually streaming addictive TV shows, watching pointless YouTube videos etc)
Becoming a Nocturn can be a gradual and progressive change of state, sometimes happening without the affected realising that they are still watching Dexter repeats at 5.30am on a Tuesday morning.
Commonly found in students, the unemployed, and those whose jobs require them to work late at night.
Symptoms include, insomnia or oversleeping, excessive napping, disrupted eating pattern, weight gain (due to mindless snacking), the inability to maintain a normal daily routine, missing important appointments or events because you spent all night on youtube trying to teach yourself how to open a bottle with a lighter.
Becoming a Nocturn can be a gradual and progressive change of state, sometimes happening without the affected realising that they are still watching Dexter repeats at 5.30am on a Tuesday morning.
Commonly found in students, the unemployed, and those whose jobs require them to work late at night.
Symptoms include, insomnia or oversleeping, excessive napping, disrupted eating pattern, weight gain (due to mindless snacking), the inability to maintain a normal daily routine, missing important appointments or events because you spent all night on youtube trying to teach yourself how to open a bottle with a lighter.
Dave- "Haven't you gone to bed yet? Its 6.20am!"
Fred- "I can't, I'm a Nocturn. I've been watching Animal Planet on Catch Up- if I sleep now then how will I know what happens to the baby Meerkat who lost its mum?!"
Dave- "You need help."
Fred- "I can't, I'm a Nocturn. I've been watching Animal Planet on Catch Up- if I sleep now then how will I know what happens to the baby Meerkat who lost its mum?!"
Dave- "You need help."
by INeedANap December 30, 2013
Get the Nocturn mug.The natural occuring inner and very organic homegrown ointment that a woman exudes in her nookie and surrounding area when she's ready to git it on.
Jadu: I had a super date with Sally Sue last night.
Vrin: How so?
Jadu: When we were holding hands, I noticed a fairly large river of her organic nectar running down her leg and knew good things were gonna happen.
Vrin: You lucky dog.
Vrin: How so?
Jadu: When we were holding hands, I noticed a fairly large river of her organic nectar running down her leg and knew good things were gonna happen.
Vrin: You lucky dog.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
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Nectar of the gods, to put it simply, is a name for the drink which has the sweetest taste of any drink in the world. The first time someone consumes this sweet, sweet nectar, they will instantly realize that it is by FAR the best thing they have ever tasted in their entire life
This nectar is not necessarily 1 drink that goes for everyone universally. Rather, the nectar of the gods can differ from person to person.
However, in Mexico they share a common knowledge that their "nectar of the gods" is one drink known as el melon. The phrase they recite nationally together is "El melon es el nectar de los dioses"
Translation: El melon is the nectar of the gods
This nectar is not necessarily 1 drink that goes for everyone universally. Rather, the nectar of the gods can differ from person to person.
However, in Mexico they share a common knowledge that their "nectar of the gods" is one drink known as el melon. The phrase they recite nationally together is "El melon es el nectar de los dioses"
Translation: El melon is the nectar of the gods
I pulled up to my local mexican restaurant, ready to indulge in a nice chimichanga. I needed a drink to suit the perfect summer day. Normally I would go for an horchata beverage... but today was different... today I would be in for the surprise of a lifetime
I asked to try the different mexican juices, just to get a different taste out of life, something i had never experienced before...
When I pulled up to the window, the woman gave me a sample of a few drinks.....
when the sweet essence of el melon touched my lips, i grinned from ear to ear... never have I tasted something which had such a deep agreeance with my taste buds.
It was from that moment that I knew that el melon would forever be the nectar of the gods, in my life.
I asked to try the different mexican juices, just to get a different taste out of life, something i had never experienced before...
When I pulled up to the window, the woman gave me a sample of a few drinks.....
when the sweet essence of el melon touched my lips, i grinned from ear to ear... never have I tasted something which had such a deep agreeance with my taste buds.
It was from that moment that I knew that el melon would forever be the nectar of the gods, in my life.
by the big ole gootch May 26, 2010
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Person 1: “I’ve been playing Nocturne and I’ve won all of my games!”
Person 2: “Fuck you man, think of all the adc players you’ve left crying.”
Person 2: “Fuck you man, think of all the adc players you’ve left crying.”
by 69IsPrettyAwesome June 1, 2018
Get the Nocturne mug.Someone who is up at night and normally sleeps through the day.
2) one who is more active at night than through the day.
2) one who is more active at night than through the day.
My nocturnal friend is always up at 3am and ends up not coming into school be ause he went back to sleep
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Nick: WOW I just had the best meal of Cunt Nectar.
Tyler: What is Cunt nectar?
Nick: The absolutely, wonderful, delicious, fulfilling, thirst quenching, greatness that comes out of a BEAUTIFUL girl’s cunt.
Tyler: What is Cunt nectar?
Nick: The absolutely, wonderful, delicious, fulfilling, thirst quenching, greatness that comes out of a BEAUTIFUL girl’s cunt.
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