nerded

to become so excited after seeing or experiencing something nerdy that you ejaculate

Toby: I just saw the trailer for that new video game. It was so good! I nerded... all over the floor, it was messy.

by heavy d 17 December 3, 2011

Nedette

A female version of a 'Ned', who are basically thugs from Scotland, normally in and around Glasgow and Edinburgh. Nedettes are amazingly stupid, skanky and ugly creatures that wear crap fluffy-hooded jackets. ripped jeans, white trainers. crap perfume that cost 50p and they are never sober, so they're easy to spot. they also wear a lot "jewellery" (<--meaning it's fake), live in council estates and live in "protection" of their all-so-lovely boyfriends (<--meaning they're rubbish boyfriends). Now as you would expect because these rats aren't educated, they are too stupid to even know how to find a job, nevermind get one, so they get money by having 26 children by the time they reach they age of 7 years old. Apart from knowing very well how to suck dick and how to collect as many STDs as possible (at least I think that's their goal, I don't know who cares), nedettes sadly aren't very skillful in ANY department, not even looking after their kids or fighting or any of that stuff, they basically suck (literally) at everything.

*social worker visits a shed that the nedette hilariously lives in*

Social worker: "I'm sorry to inform you, Miss ... err Nithead .. nice name .. but eh because you are only 3 years old, it is not legal for you to be looking after your 68 children so we're gonna have to take them away, there is nothing you can do"

Nedette: "wit da fuk min, ye canna dae aht, ah luk ufder mah waynes wi aw ah got" *and other various monkey noises that nobody understands* (needless to say she had a problem with it)

Social Worker: "........yes exactly, I'm glad you understand"

*social worker shocks the nedette with a stun gun*

by brothelboy March 8, 2010

Neber

A term used to say a word that you cant say but the second person knows. The meaning changes. If i use neber as crush than i can say that, or use neber as hate.
Neber means anything as long as you both know what you want it to mean

Hey Rob neber is beside you 12’o clock.

by Senπ(^.^) November 18, 2018

Nerdel

A Hybrid of Nerd/Model, A IT person who is of exceptional good looks.

"Watch that Nerdel, I unplugged my keyboard just to make her crawl under that desk.. mm mmm"

by DonitaG August 26, 2011

nebbed out

To be completely inebriated and/or on drugs

man i was so nebbed out last night i was outta my head

by macktheratte December 3, 2011

neden

a Juggalo word for pussy

Yo bob did you tap yo girls neden last night.

hell ya george that shit was tight

by massmurdera187 January 26, 2004

haunted neden

A neden that is haunted in some means or another. (Vampire Bats, Killer Crabs, Poltergeists, etc)
Not to be trifled with by the unexperienced, as it can lead to possession of the wang.

Can be exorcised by a voodoo dick.

"What up you little freaky gothic bitch? You ever fucked a juggalo killa before?"
"Look, I have a haunted neden."
"SHIT! It's all in the good. I got a haunted dick piece, besides, it's raining diamonds. I ain't scurred"

by TalRave June 1, 2005