ruby natch

a female who is a big slut, dresses like a 45 year old stripper from the mid-west, yet thinks she is "all that".

sales clerk 1: look at that chick with her ass hanging out of her skirt.

sales clerk 2: yea, that chick is so ruby natch.

by bladiebabe August 23, 2009

Naitch

Used to counter the effects of saying something that can be perceived as gay, without subjecting the speaker to the repercusions of being taken literally.

This developed from the phrase "no homo" which was shortened at first to "no H" and then finally arriving at "naitch."

Naitch is pronounced with an "N" in front of the sound for the letter "H".

Tom: So, Sven, I got two tickets to the Super Bowl, you want to come with me?
Sven: Tom, I love you.
Tom: ...
Sven: Oh, sorry. Tom, I love you, naitch.

by David Fier February 11, 2007

natch

natch is a synonym for naturally.

"Bro i just bagged a sweet honey at the movies"

"Natch"

by -sexy man January 4, 2010

Biz-natch

Becky Howard, Degrading bitch.

What a biz-natch thing to say.

by Philip Bland September 7, 2004

Natchie

Also known has a ex-stripper turn cocktail server, AKA erika

"Erika is such a natchie"

by Erika Hater June 12, 2004

lady natch

A combination of a natch and a lady. Most often used to refer to a woman who wants to be a lady in the street and a freak in bed.

For example, "the other day, I wore a shirt that was very conservative and didn't show any skin. But I wore no bra. After all, I am a lady natch. I want to be a lady and a natch."

by MissA&MissV June 25, 2008

natch

shortened for "naturally"

Jon: Are H&M and American Apparel wonderful?
Kayla: Natch

by jl12181 October 27, 2008