Poo Nark

Someone who reports to a higher up the exccessive time one may spend leaving a dump.

Ex. Don is such poo nark, i was just demoted for my half hour shits.

by Rusty Rod August 28, 2009

Spider Nark

A nark who is actually spider narl in discuise

I got narked on by Spider Nark

by IGotOwnedBySpyderNark January 13, 2009

nark

means it is fucking cold or wet at night.

wow it is very nark outside i better go to the sperm bank

by tubesox meatstain June 5, 2004

Super-Nark-Bitch

Noun: to be a dirty snitch bastard whos only job is to be a rat bastard nark. The dirtiest of the durd, snake in the grass fuck. (syn: king cobra, bitches get stitches, old dirty nark, kocher)

"George, you must be some kind of super-nark-bitch or some shit"

by puke stala February 17, 2010

I blame Nark

The act of which you blame your every unfortunate events on being narked.

OMG !! My team just got PENTA KILLED ~ !! I blame nark !

by I blame Nark December 12, 2020

crack whore nark

a female who will do anything for crack incl sexual favours then when she doesnt get her way she'll tell the cops all about you

lauriita is a crack whore nark

by angeluvsdnb June 29, 2006

Septic Nark

When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)

"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."

by Peter Grandview April 1, 2008