nerf war

War with guns that shoot small foam penises. A fun and hilarious way to keep one's virginity.

BF-I got hit with 30 penises last night.
GF-EWW YOUR GAY GO AWAY!!!
BF-wait they're ner... Damn it she's gone. It was just a nerf war...

Oww why did you shoot me in the penis with a penis. That nerf war was intense

by СукаБлять January 5, 2015

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nerfdog

Someone who's bark is worse than their bite. Someone who's comments should not be taken too seriously.

Man, don't worry 'bout what those dudes say, they's nerfdogs and don't mean it.

Never mind what those nerfdogs say, that sh*t will never happen.

by s6 July 7, 2005

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Nerf Salad

Enough said

Julian: ay yo Dallas have you seen all the new freshman, they mad ugly bitties
Dallas: Nerf Salad

by TrueGangsta94 September 10, 2010

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nerfed

when the makers of a game decide the players are having too much fun

dude, they totally nerfed the energix kit!

by cloverlikeswords June 2, 2017

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Nerf-Herder

some body who herds nerf, the space equivalent of space cows! dirty horrid job.

Han Solo

by Reko Star November 27, 2003

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Nerf Ball

A condom that has been used, and after sex, the bloke leans out of the window, (or aims at a place with people) and chucks it at them. Similar to the normal nerf ball, as in it is weighty at one end, and flys like hell! Appropriate scoring can be made for accuracy and distance of throw.

Bloke 1: "I was making love to my girl, and then when i came, I took it out, leant out the window, and nerf balled the kid in the garden next door!"
Bloke 2: "Awesome! Head Shot?"
Bloke 1: "Of course"
Bloke 2: "Wicked, the full 10 pointer then!"q

by TommytheTank July 5, 2009

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