Mutton Busting

Fucking a sheep up the ass

"Why were at the petting zoo at 3 am?"

"I was mutton busting"

"niiiiiiiiice"

by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007

Mutton Chaser

Used condom.

I've got Mutton Chasers in my stool.

by DDDuluth April 17, 2011

Mutton chop

When you fall asleep on your side and some one takes a long stringy shit from your side burn to your chin.

John passed out at the party last night so I gave him a Mutton chop.

by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011

Mutton Slop

When, after giving anal sex, the man takes his penis and wipes poo around the girls chin to make it look like a mutton chop.

(I made this up myself)

"My girlfriend looked hilarious after I gave her that mutton slop."

by DatSexyBeast100 February 23, 2010

laced mutton

A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.

Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.

by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011

mutton chop

When you are a cuck loving mook who should just kill theirselves.

Brad shut up you mutton chop.

by MEMESLAYER9901 November 6, 2017

mutton-head

putrid, rotting meat with a malevolent presence on a stick/head

alla eats mutton-heads for dinner

by kajennifer August 6, 2004