muntered

The dangerous, heady combination of taking one too many E whilst drinking heavily.

When you're so high that eating something, smoking a joint or drinking water will be of no help whatsoever.

Can, of course apply to other drugs, usually speedy ones.

Havin' a good one?
I think so mate, but fuck me, am I muntered.

by dj_monged August 15, 2004

Munter

two people necessary, the act of digging up a female corpse and getting another person to jump on the girl's stomach while you put your mouth over her vagina (mouth, cunt...hence Munter)

hey Steve, fancy going grave yard to do some Munting?

You're such a Munter

by orignal_name_668 December 11, 2011

a Munter

a female who is rather ugly and/or has an unwashed appearance.

"that fat Bella is a munter"

by LittleRed December 10, 2008

Munter

Someone who is really disgusting looking, doesn't wash and has greasy hair. Usually seen posing and thinking they're God's gift to man/woman when really, they're just not....

Urghhh: She/He is such a munter!

by augustine123 January 5, 2011

muntering

A sexual act involving a corpse. One puts their penis in the mouth of the corpse and gets a friend to stamp on the stomach of the deceased so that the entrails rise up and massage your phallus.

See above - it pretty much speaks for itself.

by Ricardo De La Fonte May 8, 2005

Munter

South African Noun; A word used to describe a woman with disgusting, hideous facial attributes.Can also apply to her body but generally to her face.Furthermore, can be used as an adverb i.e. munting

That munter was the ugliest fucking thing i've ever seen in my life.

Beckett pulled a chick last night that was munting right off the richter

by Dave Muller November 16, 2007

Munter

Var. of minger, used mainly by townies to describe uglier versions of their kind

actual citation
"OK. In order to ensure to the highest degree of certainty that I definitely never ever go to the same uni as you, you HAVE to tell me which ones you are applying to before I do. Then I will be saved from ever having to look at the *MUNTING* face of ol' thicky here"

by anycon October 16, 2003