MUNKED

When your friend unassumingly somehow always seems to get you smashed.

Mark, Munked everyone somehow last night, and now we all have a splitting headache this morning.

by J. M. Wall April 4, 2022

Ponke Munk

A famous religion worshiped by thousands. Their god is a monkey

HAIL THE PONKE MUNKS

by Gloop Pope February 2, 2021

Rat Munk

Definition: When you put coffee up the anus

Sam: Damn bro I did a rat munk
Dave: Dang really Dowg

Sam: Yea it burned me for a while

by Jaitheswaykidlay February 4, 2021

munke

a singe or guenon

SIr munke is hunke

by guenon February 12, 2021

munk

The act of bending your penis into a pretzel shape therefore increasing sex drive leaving your lover starstruck!!!!!!!

Guy 1: Bro last night I munked and it was so intense!
Guy 2: I gotta try that!

by Frog2 August 21, 2024

Munk

Terrible, unreasonable; something bad; there’s good there’s mid and there’s munk

That pass was munk he threw it to the other team

by Jbrigg September 29, 2024

Spunk in the Munk and Chunk

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female in the vagina. The man then ejaculates into the vagina, and then immediately vomits afterwards.

Man i was pounding this girls monkey soo hard and couldn't control it so i busted inside of her. I felt so sick afterward and barfed in the garbage can. I gave her the ole Spunk in the Munk and Chunk . "That will be hard to explain to her parents at the family reunion," said David.

by BobbyIsTallerAndBetter October 29, 2025