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Don't go out with her, she's mingin'.

Yuck, your jacket is mingin'
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mungidemic

An occurrence in which there is a tremendous breakout in mungings in a city or metropolis. Causes of mungidemics can range from a fad in which it is cool to mung, a food recommendation made by a well-known chef such as Martha Stewart, or simply a large influx of communism. Effects of mungidemics are empty cemeteries, and empty morgues. Fewer funerals (as bodies are just munged instead of buried then dug up), and in some instances empty nursing homes. Overall there is a massive downturn in the population of people over the age of 60.
"Anaheim used to be such a nice place, until they had that mungidemic and they started munging their elderly to save money on funeral costs."
by JuFu March 31, 2009
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Dirty Mangin

The act created by a hero who will remain anonymous. This is the act of having sex with a woman from behind in the hallway after a long night of drinking; throwing up on her back and then finishing your business while she try's desperately to escape; once the deed is done you stand up, pull your pants up look her in the face and say "I'll call you" as you exit the room.
"Bro I hit Samantha with the Dirty Mangin."
by SomeLonelyDouche May 16, 2016
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Mangina

Similar to a White Knight or a Simp. These types of men place pussy on a pedestal. No matter how unaccountable a woman may be for her whorish or dysfunctional actions, these men feel that they can do no wrong. They are also overemotional.
Damn, we all know she fucked mad dudes but this mangina capes up for her no matter what smh.
by PillCosby3 September 21, 2015
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Monging It

British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.
Recruit: I can't go on...

Corporal: Stop monging it and get a move on!
by JBF July 18, 2005
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Mangina

That's a very huge mangina u got there. That's right I said mangina... not vagina... Joshua Oakley's one is super loose... Just like his ass crack...
by Jstarbadboy March 23, 2017
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mungiejumping

This is a mung assualt that should only be attempted by professionals. This takes a great deal of preparation and safety measures. Helmet is recommended while attempting this highflying munging attack. This is where a munger either jumps from a high structure, preferably a bridge, and strategically places the victim on a surface where this fantastic feat can be accomplished. One will then strap on the mungie cords and propell him or herself over the edge towards the tasty victim's rotten, but scrumptious vagina. Your partner will hold the victim prior to the moment of impact. Once the impact is inevitable, your partner will place his/her mouth over the waiting vagina. POW!!! Taste your sweet success and have fun while doing it.
1. Sorry mom, I can't go to my little brother's baseball game, I had a prior engagement to go mungie jumping with Tommy.

2. I went to Johnny's funeral. He died from a horrific mungiejumping accident. (he was not wearing a helmet)
by John and Kyle May 23, 2006
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