A racial slur for African Americans. Used in context of the fact that they stereotypically like watermelon.
by Beepbeeplettuce3902 May 09, 2018
* "Did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?"
"No, out of my way muesli muncher"
* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."
"Hmm. You're a fucking muesli muncher"
* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were a muesli muncher"
* "Muesli muncher!"
"No, out of my way muesli muncher"
* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."
"Hmm. You're a fucking muesli muncher"
* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were a muesli muncher"
* "Muesli muncher!"
by muwava August 22, 2011
by malachi280 December 26, 2009
by Damien June 24, 2004
This phrase can be used to mean a number of different things:
1. A totally unacceptable way of referring to a person with a learning disability; see also window licker.
2. A somewhat disparaging way of referring to someone whose behaviour can vary from eccentric to clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
3. A totally appropriate way of referring to someone, a small child or an adult with the mental capacity of a small child, such as a female suffering from acute princess syndrome, who is prone to temper tantrums, and will throw themselves to the ground and bite the carpet.
4. Possibly the best known and most humorously appropriate, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also known as muff diving. Incidentally, many lesbians refer to rug munching as “ling” (from cunnilingus) although ling is also a large, rather smelly fish, says it all really.
1. A totally unacceptable way of referring to a person with a learning disability; see also window licker.
2. A somewhat disparaging way of referring to someone whose behaviour can vary from eccentric to clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
3. A totally appropriate way of referring to someone, a small child or an adult with the mental capacity of a small child, such as a female suffering from acute princess syndrome, who is prone to temper tantrums, and will throw themselves to the ground and bite the carpet.
4. Possibly the best known and most humorously appropriate, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also known as muff diving. Incidentally, many lesbians refer to rug munching as “ling” (from cunnilingus) although ling is also a large, rather smelly fish, says it all really.
1. It is unacceptable to call a person with a learning disability a 'rug muncher'.
2. Malcolm is acting stranger and stranger, he always was a bit weird but he’s turning into a right rug muncher.
3. What a thoroughly nasty little brat, screaming because she can’t get her own way! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
4. Look at those two dykes groping each other in public! Get a room you rug munchers!
2. Malcolm is acting stranger and stranger, he always was a bit weird but he’s turning into a right rug muncher.
3. What a thoroughly nasty little brat, screaming because she can’t get her own way! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
4. Look at those two dykes groping each other in public! Get a room you rug munchers!
by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016
Fuck man, you probably wouldn't have that sick rash all over your face if you weren't such a slut muncher.
by Phil Korn March 10, 2006
by Jenny & Miranda & Holly & Lauren January 02, 2007