Mummy Hand

The process of wrapping your hand in toilet paper in hopes of breaking fecal matter that was too large flush in half; there in turn making it to easily flush-able turds.

I had to mummy hand that shit get it to go down!

by Skull68 March 3, 2010

santoor mummy

A attractive middle aged woman who arrived way ahead of time. Makes guys regret their date of birth. Usually with a Kid who seem like their Sibling.

Guy1: Hey who is that girl

Chad: Forget about her She is a Santoor Mummy.

Guy1: What's that?

Chad: Look it up on Urban Dictionary

by Ishqterra May 16, 2023

Work Mummy

That girl in the office that makes it her god-given duty to make sure all her co-workers are happy, healthy, fed properly and get a hug when they need it.

Guy 1: Hay, where'd you get that toast?
Guy 2: Work Mummy found out I skipped breakfast and lunch, so she made it for me and dropped it off at the cubicle.

by J-Cutter November 12, 2009

Mummy Dick

Wrapping your penis in toilet paper to prevent it from touching an unsanitary surface.

Yo man. I took a nap on the shitter today and went full mummy Dick cuz that bowl was nasty

by Naught Parrot October 18, 2018

Teri mummy

A slang which means "your mom". This slang originates from delhi, India and is now commonly used among 'dank' people on the internet.

"Teri mummy meri ho jaa"

by Metalol_fence November 27, 2021

sphincter mummy

Residual, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left after wiping one's rectum. These artifacts are often found tangled in the hair adjacent to the sphincter. However, they my become dislodged resulting in the universally hated foot mummy and/or shower drain mummy.

"I was changing my underwear and a sphincter mummy fell out. Howard Carter would be proud."

by Moistmerkin69 May 9, 2013

Scummy Mummy

A skanky greasy mother who neglects her children by not making them proper meals and does the least possible so she doesnt get shut down by the NSPCC.

Jessica: What has your mum got you for lunch today Nyah?
Nyah: Left over KFC popcorn chicken from last night after my mum had been out on the lash! She's such a scummy mummy!

by Frank Tourette December 18, 2011