mufftard

A female (who has the muff) acting in a retarded manner.

Laurel, stop being such a Mufftard"

by BlaineFoster June 26, 2007

Muffaroni & Cheese

A specially prepared pasta and cheese dish uncommonly found on restaurant menus. Similar to Macaroni and Cheese with one added ingredient... Pubic Hair.

As our waitress brought me my macaroni & cheese I was enlightened to find a short and curly hair in my dish. What a pleasant surprise the chef had prepared me Muffaroni & Cheese.

by Spoodge March 11, 2008

Muffalo

A big fat, whore- usually seen wearing cowboy boys, chaps, and a cowboy hat. Muffalo cites completely ridiculous and often fictional instances of sexual encounters. Upon looking at the Muff, vicious and monstruous images of a Buffalo's coat are planted in the imagination of the viewer. Since one cannot live after an encounter with the Muffalo, graphic encounters have not yet been documented.

Foster got a blowjob from Muffalo.

by YourMother April 25, 2005

Muffahhkka

Cuban way of saying Mother Fucker...Came from goofy old Cuban man

Get outta my way Muffahhkka! Or ill kill you

by Munc-Man March 18, 2005

muffalicious

A muff that looks delicious.

1. Man Kim, your muff is muffalicious.
2. Karol, aside from your blind stick, your untamed pubic hair is muffalicious.

by Colin Strickfeild January 5, 2007

Muffalo

Any girl classified as a large or an extra large. e.g. a fat chick

Hey did you hook up with that Muffalo lastnight?

Let's go on a Muffalo hunt! (Cruise the bars for fat chicks)

by Zenasskickin September 17, 2005

muffia

In an age in which women shave/wax their pubic hair for various reasons (ex. bikini wax), women who choose to go natural are part of the "muffia."

Dude, that chick who I went home with last night was part of the muffia.

by rockstar 1 April 17, 2009